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Masturbation marathon. What a concept, huh? I know you've done it. I know you probably do it any time you have the house to yourself and nothing better to do, right? How do I know this? Well, apart from talking to hundreds, if not thousands of men for the past four years, I guess you could say I get it.
However, I have to admit, that once I discovered my little pussy, I couldn't help myself either! I actually used to engage in a game that I now call "Procrastination Masturbation." When I was faced with a daunting task, or better yet, something I just DID NOT WANT TO DO, I would rub my little clitty and cum and cum and cum. I would masturbate FOR HOURS until I got all red faced and then run through the neighborhood to my softball game, because I was late. You see, I absolutely hated softball, I sucked at it. But, my mom paid good money to enroll me in the league, so I stuck it out through the season. But, my biggest coping mechanism was to play with myself to relieve the stress of doing something dreadfully boring all afternoon. And you know what? It worked!
I finally grew out of that stage, but having experienced it, I know that masturbation is one of the greatest stress relievers of all time! And men are supposed to have two hundred orgasms a year in order to be healthy! So stroke away, little wanker! You have my full support and encouragement!
I know that many of you don't have masturbation marathons like I did, because, as men, it's much more fun for most of you to edge all day than to cum over and over again. That's the beauty of being a woman, our orgasms only get better! It reminds of a joke: Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden and God had a bag of tricks he was looking through to give to them. Then God said, "Okay, who wants to be able to pee standing up? " And Adam exuberantly declared, waving his hand in the air, "Oh I do! I do!" And God said, "Okay Eve, I guess you get multiple orgasms."